wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she told me i tasted like america
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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