oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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