Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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