Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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