you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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