I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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