I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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