no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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