dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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