We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
As shirtless as possible
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
