when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
