Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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