Don't you send me to vm
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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