butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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