Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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