i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize