just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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