I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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