you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
