In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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