I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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