just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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