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Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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