As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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