Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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