In the future we'll all be gay
handjob tips. give me some.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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