You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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