It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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