I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
