If i come over, it means nothing
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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