Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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