So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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