you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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