Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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