I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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