So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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