I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
