My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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