You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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