I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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