I forgot how hot balto sounded
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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