CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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