she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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