the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I think a kid would responsible me up
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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