What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
