walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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