Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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