I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
