I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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