That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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