Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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