Nicole vs. Life
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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