sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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