I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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