As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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